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Zero Punctuation smashes Guitar Hero III

richard mitchell

Reviews Content Director

Updated Wed, Dec 12, 2007, 3:35 PM·1 min read

Another week, another blistering Zero Punctuation review from our pal Yahtzee*. This week, the Brit expatriate takes on Guitar Hero III. The long and the short of it is that Yahtzee believes the game has simply ceased to be fun. More to the point, he says that anyone claiming to five star final songs on expert are simply "freaks." Yahtzee also shares our confusion as to why Clive Winston (our favorite character) was removed from the character roster. Honestly, it's probably best that you just watch the video rather than have us attempt to summarize it any further. Find it embedded after the break (incredibly NSFW, by the way).

*Yahtzee is not our pal. We doubt, in fact, that he is anyone's "pal".

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