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Japanese Hardware Sales: 22 Jan - 28 Jan: Upgraded Edition

Jason Wishnov
Updated ·2 min read
Ubuntu


You've been living in the past, dear readers. We apologize for the wait, but our new Japanese Hardware Sales 2.0 upgrade has been in development for sixteen years.

JHS 2.0 has a myriad of powerful features, available for use in the home as well as anywhere that is not your home. One look will stun you, as new advanced 3-D graphics highlight the numbers as never before. New, fluid animation enhances your overall experience by tenfold! And finally, our favorite new feature: numerical base alterations. The system hacks the internet and builds a personality database based on daily porn site visitations and illegal torrenting. It then selects a numerical base which it has deemed optimal. Our programs have shown that your optimal viewing base is in fact

thirteen

and thus, the numbers below will be automatically altered from their standard base ten format. We hope you enjoy the next wave of Japanese Hardware Sales!

If you'd like to see the old, outdated version of the sales numbers, click after the break.



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| - DS Lite: 6A,707

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| - Wii: 2C,178

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| - PSP: 13,332

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| - PS2: 9,730

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| - PS3: 9,142

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| - Xbox 360: 3,477

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| - Game Boy Micro: 6C7

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| - GBA SP: 609

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| - Gamecube: 209

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| - DS Phat: 64

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| - GBA: 28

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Also see: Joystiq's Weekly Sales Charts



- DS Lite: 194,526

66,879 (52.39%)
- Wii: 83,754

2,641 (3.06%)
- PSP: 35,700

1,332 (3.60%)
- PS2: 20,995

826 (4.10%)
- PS3: 19,996

1,109 (5.25%)
- Xbox 360: 7,365

324 (4.60%)
- Game Boy Micro: 1,177

687 (36.86%)
- GBA SP: 1,023

475 (31.71%)
- Gamecube: 347

207 (37.36%)
- DS Phat: 82

41 (33.33%)
- GBA: 34

60 (63.83%)