Due to the holiday week in Japan, the sales numbers were a little slow, but now they're here ... and so, without further ado, we present the following commercial script.
It's called the DS, or the handheld system that dared to put two screens of uncensored, hardcore action into the hands of gamers.
EXTREME CLOSE-UP ON BOTTOM SCREEN. PULL BACK TO SHOW ENTIRE DS.]
Iwata and Miyamoto are back, only this time, they're back to back with dual screens that will tear you in two.
CUT TO CARTOON MIYAMOTO AND IWATA PORTRAIT.
Don't miss out on these two no-holds-barred screens: one full-size screen on the top, and on the bottom, a smooth-as-silk number you'll be dying to touch. Available only-
QUICK SCENE MONTAGE. INCLUDE SHOTS FROM STYLUS TRAILER.
-on the Nintendo DS and DS Lite.
Unfortunately for movie fans everywhere, Grindhouse achieved a success more on the level of these guys, after Micro$oft spent similar amounts of money on production and promotion. Ouch.
- DS Lite: 255,971 83,612 (32.67%)
- Wii: 102,522 24,609 (24.01%)
- PSP: 33,860 4,401 (13.00%)
- PS3: 12,791 1,791 (13.99%)
- PS2: 12,584 1,186 (9.43%)
- Xbox 360: 3,162 855 (20.04%)
- Game Boy Micro: 630 181 (28.74%)
- GBA SP: 495 365 (42.45%)
- Gamecube: 266 99 (37.22%)
- DS Phat: 92 11 (11.96%)
- GBA: 0 55 (100.00%)
[Source: Media Create]