'Rejected Wii Play Games' delight, nauseate

by Evan Blass, posted May 28th 2007 at 1:15AM

The general consensus on Nintendo's Wii Play is that it offers pretty good training in the use of the Wiimote, but tends to get repetitive and thus fails to really succeed as a standalone title. Well the folks over at Loading.Ready.Run clearly wanted more than this rather bland execution, and they've imagined a number of mini-games that for whatever reason -- mostly poor taste -- Reggie and company decided to leave out of the final product, but should maybe reconsider. For instance, Shooting is pretty fun, but perhaps the way to really speak to today's youth would have been with WiiDriveby, where the gunman gets points for every "hater capped." Other rejects range from tedious (Paperwork Mario, Why are Wii hitting ourselves) to cruel (BiiHeading, Seal Hunt) to gross (WiiPii, Prostate Exam) to just plain weird (Rhythm Gymnastics? Cii-Section?). Hit the Read link to catch the entire list [Warning: possibly NSFW due to sexual innuendo and animated urination].

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Tags: nintendo, rejected wii play games, RejectedWiiPlayGames, wii, wii play, WiiPlay

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Mrfreezie @ May 28th 2007 1:45AM

Any advice on how to unsee that?

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Joe Smith @ May 28th 2007 1:47AM

dude, the female pleasure one was great!

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Galley @ May 28th 2007 7:34AM

Yeah, it's not quite what I was expecting.

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Scott @ May 28th 2007 2:35AM

On the WiiPii one, was that guy's name 'Jer'?

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AJ @ May 28th 2007 4:18AM

ahahah "Jer" is "penis" in Chinese!

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Aaron @ May 28th 2007 7:40AM

I don't know about you guys, but that looks better than Wii Play to me. Hey, since Nintendo allowed Manhunt 2 through, maybe we'll see insane stuff like this in the future?

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Alexi @ Jun 23rd 2007 1:47PM

Dude, I was wondering the same thing. Notice how he never spoke...

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Neebs @ May 28th 2007 11:11AM

Is that Gordon Freeman?

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johnny Blakeborough @ May 28th 2007 1:02PM

LRR are the same guys that did these great videos:
"How to Talk like a Pirate"
http://www.loadingreadyrun.com/videos/view/49/How+to+Talk+like+a+Pirate

"3 PS3s"
http://www.loadingreadyrun.com/videos/view/182/Three+PS3s

"L337"
http://www.loadingreadyrun.com/videos/view/1/1337

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Kenundrum @ May 28th 2007 6:30PM

Too bad you can't watch it On the wii :-(

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