Years ago, when we realized how tiny the DS stylus felt in our large, meaty hands, we immediately lopped them off and had them replaced with svelte, $30 million cybernetic baby hands. We've never been shy about admitting that this was short-sighted.
But now, our failure is put into even harsher light by Sal Cangeloso's clever hybrid of DS stylus and a Pilot Hi-Tec-C, that we apparently could have constructed for around $29,999,997.20 less than our new hands. Boy are our faces red. And boy are our hands a perpetual ashy gray, which makes our faces look even weirder.