Just a quick announcement for all of you bombarding our tip line this evening. We've made a pledge to keep Fake Steve fake and we're sticking with that promise. We all know the news has hit the wires. And you know what? We don't care. We love Fake Steve just the way he is. Fake.
Some things in life should be left pure and untouched: a beautiful flower, a snowflake, an unaudited tax return, and the identity of Fake Steve.
So go easy on the tip line, 'kay?