Today's most awesomely bad movie: The Controller

With CG animation straight from the 1980's and a plot that screams "Give me back my son," The Controller: Armchair Combat Professionals is enough to make even Alone in the Dark look good. Well, we shouldn't say things we can't back, but we're sure that Roger Ebert is thanking his lucky stars that he doesn't have to review every terrible indie flick that every delusional filmmaker churns out from their basement.

Could Crow T. Robot and the gang possibly save this beast? Possibly, but we're willing to settle for a RiffTrax.

This article was originally published on Joystiq.