Is that who we think it is, plopped over there by the steps and playing a DS? You'd think he'd have one of the newer models, right? And doesn't he look a lot "portlier" on TV? Mario's been dicking around, training his face while neglecting his princess-saving duties. While we're on the topic, we wonder if Face Training takes wild, magnificent moustaches into account.
(Yes, we know that Face Training is played with the DS turned sideways, but we didn't want to let our photoshopped image go to waste!)