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- DS Lite: 78,746 8,699 (9.95%)
- PSP: 59,584 27,311 (31.43%)
- Wii: 20,575 129 (0.62%)
- PS3: 12,365 1,543 (14.26%)
- PS2: 10,181 265 (2.54%)
- Xbox 360: 6,161 4,614 (298.25%)
- GBA SP: 127 68 (34.87%)
- Gamecube: 79 30 (27.52%)
- Game Boy Micro: 60 13 (27.66%)
- DS Phat: ???
- GBA: ???

[Source: Media Create]

See: Previous Japanese hardware sales charts

This article was originally published on Joystiq.