Caption Contest: SGH-G800 stars at Vienna State Opera House
By Darren Murph 
posted Dec 7th 2007 3:57PM
posted Dec 7th 2007 3:57PM
We can't say we would've chosen Samsung's SGH-G800 to star at the Vienna State Opera House, but we heard the iPhone and N95 both refused to leave their respective dressing rooms. The show must go on, right?
Josh: "2 b or not 2 b, tht is the qstn"
Ryan: "An elaborate getup for a videocall, I know. But I assure you, dear madam, that I'm wearing no pants."
Evan: "Can ye hear me now?"
Don: "A bar, a bar, my kingdom for a bar!"
Thomas: "Figaro, figaro... hello, mom?"
Darren: Samsung: "Idiot, we meant the Opera b r o w s e r"
Paul: "Not enough sparkle? Are you sure?"
Steve: "Line?"
Nilay: "Alas, poor Yorick, for he was not in my 5"
Ross: "This is Puccini. You know nothing of my work."
Nilay wins.
Though it should really be "alas, poor Yorick, he was in my 5".
Friends, Romans, Countrymen... lend me your earpiece!
"What doest thou mean I'm upon the wrong stage?"
Beam me up, Scotty!
Nilay's was the best but Darrens is second place.
Don
Why o' why do the gadgets get better and they still constantly drop calls..
Who are you texting?
"IDK MY BFF MERLIN"
What! The battery is dead - again! I guess I'll just to wing it.
... just HAVE to ...
'Ello? Dees ees dee polees? Si, der ees a mon upon ze stej with ze broken foot. Si, he has, how do you zay? Ze de-rin-jer. Ze man in ze top hat doz not look to goot. Pleez com quicklee. Zank ju.
i don't think they had sgh-g800's at the time of Abe Lincoln's assasination.
Wow, took me a bit of a while to realize that was actually supposed to be English with an accent.
For the concept, you get a B; for execution, you get...execution.
(JK, btw.)
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Tooth Fairy: Damn VZW, I cannot use the GPS with GOOGLE MAPS, NOW? How the hell am I supposed to collect all those teeth?
where art thou iPhone
thou kindle me with Jobs yesternight
John, get ready for the Samurai Texting sketch!
O Signal, Signal, Wherefore Art Thou Signal
Except 'wherefore' means 'why.' So . . . "Why are you signal?"
sorry, lit nerd
Yeah...um, I did a direct copy and put in signal in place of Romeo....So you're just going to have to take that up with Shakespeare. Oh, wait...you can't.
Sorry, google nerd.
THY SIGNAL is WEAK... FIVE BARS I seek... canst' thouw hear me NOW?
Forget about "To be or not to be? That is the question."
If I were Steve Jobs in a Shakesperean situation, my question might be:
"3G or not 3G?"
AT&T said they had the MOST open network....why wont this thing work.
"Et tu, Blackberry!"
"then fall iphone."
lol that was pretty funny. btw, don was the funniest one.
LoL
Nilay wins second to this post.
"Hear ye, Hear ye....Can you hear ye now?"
maybe he is waiting for his audition call back?
Is this a razr I see before me?
Even though he is the brother of famous actor Ron Howard, Clint Howard's audition as the new the Zune spokesman did not go well.
I told you giant bee wings was no substitute for a jet pack!!
Got dump via this Samsung's SGH-G800 again?
wow 5 megapixels gan get a good shot of her stuff like that.....
Nilay=win
"Josh! Josh, oh Joshua! You are nothing but a phone! Joshua do you understand, you are nothing but a phone!"
"What do you mean this phone doesn't recognize my solar powered, backpack charger?!? I thought everything was 'Green Friendly' nowadays!"
"MUST BE STEADY WHILE TAKING PICTURES OF MY NAILS."
What? This thing is always going off at the wrong time. I'll be back in a minute, This is important.
It should be "O phoneo, O phoneo, where art thou"
"Let forth the phones of war!"
Inspired by T-Mobile's Snoop Dogg and Paris Hilton commercials, Samsung thought they'd start small with a Tenacious D tribute band.
This is the greatest and best phone in the world's........Tribute
"Hello Mom? Yeah, listen - get down to the Met and bring the Jaws of Life, someone nailed these, like, gay wings to my, like, back! And my hair's falling out!"
i don't think they had sgh-g800's at the time of Abe Lincoln's assasination.
Honey...I LOVE YOU!
Are you talkin' to me? Are YOU talkin' to ME? Do I amuse you? Do I look like a clown to you? I do? Oh okay then.
but can this device play doom?
I was with you on the jacket, but are you SURE the wings will get me better reception?
I just shard myself... Damn, I shouldn't have dropped out of grade school.
How is it that such a device is more fantastical than thee?!
Don: "A bar, a bar, my kingdom for a bar!" Bare none...LOL
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