Caption contest, Xmas edition: AIBO Claus

Ho, ho, h-- er, woof, woof, woof! Even though AIBO has been spayed, so to speak, that doesn't mean the little guy can't dress up and get into the Christmas spirit just like the rest of his fellow Roombas and Robosapiens. Plus, we have to say, our old pal looks quite dashing in red.

[Image courtesy of Impress]

Evan: "Robot Santa, perhaps overly confident aboard his Sony-made sleigh, swore that this year his was gonna bite Bender right on his shiny metal ass."
Josh: "The scale only revealed what AIBO had known all along: a moment on the lips really was a lifetime on the hips."
Chris: "Still distraught over its discontinuation, AIBO shows up every Christmas morning at Sony headquarters, drunk, belligerent, and with a sad little Santa outfit that gets a little dingier every year."
Ryan: "All I want for Christmas is to be put back in production / to be put back into production / to be put back into production. End holiday song."

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 25th 2007 2:08PM]

My caption: Maybe we can give birth to a Roomba

[Wolfticket Posted Dec 25th 2007 2:48PM]

"Hey! 'little privacy please..."

but KissedToad FTW :)

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 25th 2007 3:31PM]

Worlds greatest AIBO
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0m2LVj1CNPw

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 26th 2007 10:36AM]

Rudolph ain't got nothin' on me

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 25th 2007 2:14PM]

Even when dressed for a special occasion, AIBO still embarrasses me, humping every consumer electronic in the room.

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 25th 2007 7:50PM]

oh dear god ! Get Aibo a real girl friend, not a SONY humping station !

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 25th 2007 2:15PM]

If only I had a furry suit, I'd be more like a real dogs and then kids would want me...

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 25th 2007 2:42PM]

This robot is so cute! I want one of this for Christmas.

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 25th 2007 2:48PM]

My new Roboquad would crush that little jerk.

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 25th 2007 3:00PM]

AIBO's expression clearly shows that he is not happy with Sony's choice of the PSP docking location.

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 25th 2007 3:09PM]

Perched atop himself, AIBOClause the well endowed robotic stripper dog appeared in holiday spirits, and was most obviously excited about the event.

[derX Posted Dec 25th 2007 7:47PM]

Eww, that's just sick.

....*give [+]*

xDD

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 25th 2007 3:13PM]

Introducing The New AIBO-Car!!

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 25th 2007 3:27PM]

And ,this was the scene just moments before the massacre at sony hq...apparently a AIBO distraught,by not being put back into production arrived strung out and belligerent in what appears to be some from of a santa suit ...The lives of those lost will be missed

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 25th 2007 3:23PM]

AIBO wishes to be just like every other canine companion: to pee his name on the snow.

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 25th 2007 3:27PM]

AIBO Strung out on twack,during the holidays=My anti-drug

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 25th 2007 3:31PM]

"Firmware update ruins christmas"

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 25th 2007 3:34PM]

Dashing through the snow, in a one horse Sony Vacuum type thing, Through the fields we go, Laughing all the way...

That's mine.. Hardy-har-har-har

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 25th 2007 3:35PM]

look mom, no hands!

or


look mom, no thumbs!

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 26th 2007 8:24AM]

his picture sums it up

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 25th 2007 3:36PM]

black rocket?

[mm Posted Dec 25th 2007 3:42PM]

Just let me die.

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 25th 2007 3:53PM]

"Dude, I don't care if it IS christmas, your dog is totally gay."

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 25th 2007 3:45PM]

"All your presents are belong to me"

[Roberini Posted Dec 25th 2007 3:48PM]

Is that thing humping that shoe looking thing?

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 25th 2007 3:51PM]

Doin' it doggy style.

[joshuag18 Posted Dec 25th 2007 3:59PM]

Evan wins for the sweet Futurama reference!

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 25th 2007 4:03PM]

"introducing the new sony digital shoe! Abio loves it!......



he really loves it!"

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 25th 2007 4:08PM]

Dog: "Hey! That's not my 25-pin, gold plated connector!"
Thing it is on: "And that's not my 25-pin expansion port!"

(It's from Futurama. Bender tells the joke to George Washington's head. (I believe it is in the one where he sells his body))

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 25th 2007 4:21PM]

"Merry Christmas Paulie" (Imitating the robot from Rocky IV)

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 25th 2007 4:20PM]

Stop looking at me!!! what would you do if your battery only lasted 7 minutes. Hump the charger, of course.

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 25th 2007 4:33PM]

"This will have to do until Mrs. Clause gets done washing Rudolph"

[Sparky Posted Dec 25th 2007 4:33PM]

Aibo - Ron Jeremy Edition

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 25th 2007 4:47PM]

ABIO Clause only celebrates Sony's proprietary Winter holiday, ATRAC-mas, which Sony claims out-specs every other Winter festival.

Firmware updates later in the year may let ABIO celebrate other holidays.

[Sparky Posted Dec 25th 2007 5:01PM]

BARREL ROLL !!!

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 25th 2007 5:21PM]

Abio Now with a sybian as a charging station!


ALTERNATE: I can haz be santa clause?

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 25th 2007 5:37PM]

"I'll shoot your eye out kid...."

[Hammersmith Posted Dec 25th 2007 5:52PM]

Ahh yeah baby!..

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 25th 2007 6:01PM]

Seems like Sony beefed up the masculinity

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 25th 2007 6:03PM]

Don't worry, he's shooting blanks

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 25th 2007 6:09PM]

I'm too sexy for my boots!

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 25th 2007 6:43PM]

The new Santa AIBO... So realistic that it leaves presents on you carpet

[3rdsun Posted Dec 25th 2007 7:37PM]

Aibo the red nose robo dog,
had a very shiny nose,
Whenever you sync him up to charge,
he would dress in Santas clothes

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 25th 2007 7:49PM]

Why yes it's natural...

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 25th 2007 8:01PM]

"Ro Ro Bo, Rerry Ristmas"

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 25th 2007 8:57PM]

....so there I was, humping this elf shoe...

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 25th 2007 9:09PM]

hmmmm the sled looked bigger online... dang internet shopping

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 25th 2007 9:39PM]

Aibo says: "....and I thought they only made real dogs get dressed up in silly outfits...*sigh*!"

[Toink Posted Dec 25th 2007 9:36PM]

"Woof! Bite me, Samat!"

[Toink Posted Dec 25th 2007 9:41PM]

"Woof! Bite me, Santa!"