Taking a love for Birdo too far

We imagine the above individual's diary entry for today would look something like this:

Dear diary,

Well, I finally decided to take my love of Birdo to the next level. Today, I finished creating my life's greatest achievement. I've attached a picture sample of the Birdo costume I created. You, like, totally know I'm all about Birdo. How many of your page's margins are full of hearts and little Birdo faces? Too many to count!

I figured with the costume, I could find my soulmate. So I created a myspace account (Birdo-missive57821) to find the perfect mate. They have to be tall, love Super Mario Bros. 2 (especially Birdo, lol) and enjoy listening to Marilyn Manson while pouring hot wax all over themselves. I think this costume I made will really help me find the right person to spend the rest of my life with. Someone who will respect me for the unique and talented person I am.

Anywho, I have to go, Courtney is coming over so we can both listen to some Savage Garden and give each other hickeys with the vacuum cleaner. You know, to impress the boys in gym class.

xoxoxoxoxo
Taylor