Kiss-me Meter cashes in on your halitosis, insecurities

Forget about good hygiene practices eliminating your fears of halitosis, technology is here to the rescue! The pitch: Simply blow onto Seju Engineering's Kiss-me Meter just before planting a wet one on your date, and an LED indicator determines whether or not you should make the dive for first base (or you could pop a Tic Tac, whatever works for you, really). The test: One confidant Engadget blogger landed right in the middle, scoring a three. Which sounds about right to us.

[(Unverified) Posted Jan 9th 2008 6:08PM]

Or you could just pop that Tic Tac anyways instead of having to figure out a way to tell your date that your breath is usually so bad you actually had to purchase a device to electronically monitor it. Or maybe brush your teeth regularly. I heard that helps...

[musicguy Posted Jan 9th 2008 6:01PM]

lulz

[(Unverified) Posted Jan 9th 2008 6:04PM]

Is that Veronica's hand?

[(Unverified) Posted Jan 9th 2008 7:35PM]

I lol'd

[(Unverified) Posted Jan 9th 2008 6:20PM]

the very best t-shirt scribble at this time could be ..'removeable/cot/inn' but no guarentzzz

[(Unverified) Posted Jan 9th 2008 8:09PM]

It should also measure your blood alcohol level to determine whether or not you're too drunk to care if you get your shit slapped up.

[(Unverified) Posted Jan 9th 2008 7:47PM]

Never slide (or dive) into first. Run through it. Every millisecond counts, people!