Well, we can't say for certain that it won't take your head off but if our experience with this Headcrab plush hat is any indication, then this isn't a real Chain Chomp but instead just a clever approximation of one, designed to be worn on one's head. Our favorite part of this cap is that the appropriately named Knitting Ninja has posted a how-to so those of you always on the lookout for new and exciting things to knit – and, if you guys are anything like us, then you totally are – can lovingly craft your own out of nothing but yarn and free time.

[Thanks, John]

This article was originally published on Joystiq.