The iBig Box inflatable "Ipod" player makes us long for the sweet release of death
By Thomas Ricker 
posted Apr 8th 2008 6:07AM
posted Apr 8th 2008 6:07AM
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Normally big plastic blowup things excite me...
Well this one has knobs... enjoy!
What happens when you blow the speakers up?
Flea Market! Montgomery, it's just like, its just like a mini...........mall!
Ipod's, Camcorders, Boomboxes, it's just like, it's just like a mini...........mall!
Now break it down!
The handle makes it portable. Sweet.
This will be a perfect gift for the perfect inflatable girlfriend!,um, i mean, wife, yes, wife.
Your avatar amuses me.
Oh, and by the way, +1 to Engadget for fixing the reply button!
its fixed??
I wish you had been aborted too, Thomas!
I think my brain just exploded.
Must be a bitch to blow up!
That's what she said.
Perfect setup. Definite obligatory.
so damn unnecessary. but, you still get the point
Apparently if you aren't in the target market for oh, say, a kid's toy, we all need to start rubbishing it and wishing abortion on ourselves.
I know a lot of kids who would absolutely love this. Don't let me talk you out of that ninetieth trimester abortion though.
"ninetieth trimester abortion" - Definition: When an abortionist from Arkansas performs an abortion within the first 3 months of pregnancy.
"ninetieth trimester abortion" - Definition: The only abortion you can perform with a pillow!
I bet the sound quality is AWESOME.
Mate, i've been reading into it and it looks like their using some spangly new sound system which "Rivals" high end home theatre set ups.
I need one of these in my life!. no really, i do, i really do.
I feel so dirty, i might go crawl into a corner and abort myself!.
Beats the BOSE Sounddock (sorry if there's an extra "d" in there...too lazy to look it up)!
I never thought that I'd every see the "iPod" and aborted in the same text published in American press.
Very offensive title.
I agree. Care to explain how an abortion works Thomas?
Comedy is usually offensive to someone.
But we usually escort the emos out before the show begins.
To borrow from Lisa Lampanelli:
Abortion is no laughing matter; abortion is not funny, EXCEPT for tonight!
There's always someone who finds the word 'Ipod' offensive!
Woo Hoo!
Now your ENTIRE neighbourhood can see how big an ASSHOLE you really are!
What a waste of plastic/space/breath.
ReggieXuk: Did I miss the original title or something?
I'm not ReggieXuk, but you missed the original title indeed.
Damn!
engadget went all FAIL on us and changed the topic title.
*psst* check the URL for a delicious surprise!
Heh, thanks John. They should have kept it.
my adblock or noscript is not letting me see anything. not motivated enuff to find a work around =D
do you know what an address bar is?
those smiles look drug induced.
Teamosil?
Hmmm, the blonde is an iMILF.
trully disgusting.. I wonder if Apple will even want a piece of the licensing
Beautiful.
Lady.
On the left.
wait... your left or their left?!
Sticking 4 year old girls on a package?
I used to be in school fundraising and the kids would go crazy for things like this. You set this up in the middle of a grade school gym with Hanna Montana music blaring out at full volume and you'd swear the kids just ingested two pounds of sugar each! That will end up being the primary market for this thing. Let's see, retail is $60.00, which means my cost would have been $12.50 and a kid would had to sell around $650.00 in magazines, cookie dough or gift wrap to earn something like this.
whats wrong with the little girl?
she's celebrating her release from the polygamist compound in Texas, cut her some slack
Well done, Sir. Took a hard left onto topical street and ended up on +1 blvd.
It looks like she's about to karate chop that Ibig.
It said something along the lines of "Wish us wish we'd been aborted"
but, does it play boom?
"Thats Angela, she's the office bitch. Hi, I'm Creed..."
I bet I will see douche bag frat boys and STD infected sorority chicks with these things on campus in a very short time. god dammit.
Thank God I took math class in high school. "The answer is 54.326, Mr. Punnoose" "54.326 what? Bananas?!? Minus one point!"
"A weight of exactly 12.00?" Am I the only one who found that the funniest part of this whole thing?
Obviously they meant a weight of exactly 12.00 Liters.
What are you? Stupid?
lol
Bring with you on your boat, amuse your friends, use it as a lift raft if you get into trouble. The possibilities are endless.
life raft, i mean of course.
LOOOOOOOLLLL!!!!!!! this is so pathetic.
As pathetic as a 94 taurus?
ROFL
well at least I'm man enough to admit what I drive.
True. Since you manned up, I will confess that I owe about $20k on an 03 acura tl-s that books out at about $11,500. I would rather have your car w/ no payments that be burried in mine.
you win :(
Does it come with lube?
iBig Box is only about 23 years too late to jump on the, "I'm cool because I have the biggest boom box" fad. Wow, all they have to do now is give you some parachute pants and you will be all set.
wow SUPER SLEUTH on the spam-take there! that is just super special. it's so sly how you said DOT com because it helps draw less attention to it and uh....um... yeah!
p.s. indeed you failed, alright.
Thomas Ricker is now my favorite blogger.
The title says it all. I'm laughing my ass off right now. So true. Just kill us now, please!
I know I'm a little late on this one, but I NEED this.