The iBig Box inflatable "Ipod" player makes us long for the sweet release of death

We don't really know what to call it as the name convulses between the iBig Box, the iBoombox, and "Inflatalbe" Boombox on the product page. Regardless, somebody out there has single-handedly put the "ass" back into plastic. The only features listed besides inflatable are a pair of speakers and what we presume to be a line-in connection for the "Ipod" and any other portable media player. Oh, and a weight of exactly 12.00. $60 if you dare.

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[Christian Torkelson @ Apr 8th 2008 6:14AM]

Normally big plastic blowup things excite me...

[mymaclife @ Apr 8th 2008 3:35PM]

Well this one has knobs... enjoy!

[mymaclife @ Apr 8th 2008 5:08PM]

What happens when you blow the speakers up?

[GuyJ @ Apr 8th 2008 6:14AM]

Flea Market! Montgomery, it's just like, its just like a mini...........mall!

Ipod's, Camcorders, Boomboxes, it's just like, it's just like a mini...........mall!

Now break it down!

[Hotrod @ Apr 8th 2008 6:17AM]

The handle makes it portable. Sweet.

[Bobs @ Apr 8th 2008 6:20AM]

This will be a perfect gift for the perfect inflatable girlfriend!,um, i mean, wife, yes, wife.

[Taylor @ Apr 8th 2008 8:30AM]

Your avatar amuses me.

Oh, and by the way, +1 to Engadget for fixing the reply button!

[OneLove @ Apr 8th 2008 11:08AM]

its fixed??

[Engadgetluvsappl @ Apr 8th 2008 6:22AM]

I wish you had been aborted too, Thomas!

[Ghen @ Apr 8th 2008 1:46PM]

I think my brain just exploded.

[Killshot @ Apr 8th 2008 6:22AM]

Must be a bitch to blow up!

[Hashbrown Hunter @ Apr 8th 2008 8:43AM]

That's what she said.

[Chris Macdonald @ Apr 8th 2008 5:20PM]

Perfect setup. Definite obligatory.

[Gorillamonk @ Apr 9th 2008 10:52AM]

so damn unnecessary. but, you still get the point

[nih @ Apr 8th 2008 6:24AM]

Apparently if you aren't in the target market for oh, say, a kid's toy, we all need to start rubbishing it and wishing abortion on ourselves.

I know a lot of kids who would absolutely love this. Don't let me talk you out of that ninetieth trimester abortion though.

[Pavan @ Apr 8th 2008 6:33AM]

"ninetieth trimester abortion" - Definition: When an abortionist from Arkansas performs an abortion within the first 3 months of pregnancy.

[Grant @ Apr 8th 2008 12:49PM]

"ninetieth trimester abortion" - Definition: The only abortion you can perform with a pillow!

[Starvine @ Apr 8th 2008 6:42AM]

I bet the sound quality is AWESOME.

[emailtabs @ Apr 8th 2008 7:06AM]

Mate, i've been reading into it and it looks like their using some spangly new sound system which "Rivals" high end home theatre set ups.

I need one of these in my life!. no really, i do, i really do.

I feel so dirty, i might go crawl into a corner and abort myself!.

[Pavan @ Apr 8th 2008 9:40AM]

Beats the BOSE Sounddock (sorry if there's an extra "d" in there...too lazy to look it up)!

[Homeboy @ Apr 8th 2008 6:45AM]

I never thought that I'd every see the "iPod" and aborted in the same text published in American press.

[FThorn @ Apr 8th 2008 6:43AM]

Very offensive title.

[ReggieXuk @ Apr 8th 2008 6:46AM]

I agree. Care to explain how an abortion works Thomas?

[Hax Or @ Apr 8th 2008 10:15AM]

Comedy is usually offensive to someone.

But we usually escort the emos out before the show begins.

[John @ Apr 8th 2008 12:25PM]

To borrow from Lisa Lampanelli:


Abortion is no laughing matter; abortion is not funny, EXCEPT for tonight!

[mymaclife @ Apr 8th 2008 3:32PM]

There's always someone who finds the word 'Ipod' offensive!

[dervheid @ Apr 8th 2008 6:59AM]

Woo Hoo!
Now your ENTIRE neighbourhood can see how big an ASSHOLE you really are!

What a waste of plastic/space/breath.

[booticon @ Apr 8th 2008 7:21AM]

ReggieXuk: Did I miss the original title or something?

[DarkLightConnection Unbanned @ Apr 8th 2008 7:54AM]

I'm not ReggieXuk, but you missed the original title indeed.

[booticon @ Apr 8th 2008 8:00AM]

Damn!

[ReggieXuk @ Apr 8th 2008 12:17PM]

engadget went all FAIL on us and changed the topic title.

[John @ Apr 8th 2008 12:28PM]

*psst* check the URL for a delicious surprise!

[booticon @ Apr 8th 2008 12:37PM]

Heh, thanks John. They should have kept it.

[phanbouy @ Apr 8th 2008 2:22PM]

my adblock or noscript is not letting me see anything. not motivated enuff to find a work around =D

[John @ Apr 8th 2008 6:04PM]

do you know what an address bar is?

[Esat Dedezade @ Apr 8th 2008 7:32AM]

those smiles look drug induced.

[phanbouy @ Apr 8th 2008 1:45PM]

Teamosil?

[Rex @ Apr 8th 2008 8:35AM]

Hmmm, the blonde is an iMILF.

[degree @ Apr 8th 2008 8:04AM]

trully disgusting.. I wonder if Apple will even want a piece of the licensing

[Zmitten @ Apr 8th 2008 8:15AM]

Beautiful.


Lady.


On the left.

[John @ Apr 9th 2008 12:40AM]

wait... your left or their left?!

[mushrooshi @ Apr 8th 2008 8:17AM]

Sticking 4 year old girls on a package?

[DJ @ Apr 8th 2008 8:57AM]

I used to be in school fundraising and the kids would go crazy for things like this. You set this up in the middle of a grade school gym with Hanna Montana music blaring out at full volume and you'd swear the kids just ingested two pounds of sugar each! That will end up being the primary market for this thing. Let's see, retail is $60.00, which means my cost would have been $12.50 and a kid would had to sell around $650.00 in magazines, cookie dough or gift wrap to earn something like this.

[DeadPixel @ Apr 8th 2008 8:58AM]

whats wrong with the little girl?

[PRP @ Apr 8th 2008 9:05AM]

she's celebrating her release from the polygamist compound in Texas, cut her some slack

[Tim @ Apr 8th 2008 10:31AM]

Well done, Sir. Took a hard left onto topical street and ended up on +1 blvd.

[94 taurus owner @ Apr 8th 2008 12:40PM]

It looks like she's about to karate chop that Ibig.

[Pavan @ Apr 8th 2008 9:40AM]

It said something along the lines of "Wish us wish we'd been aborted"

[xplode @ Apr 8th 2008 10:33AM]

but, does it play boom?

[Tim @ Apr 8th 2008 10:33AM]

"Thats Angela, she's the office bitch. Hi, I'm Creed..."