In other news... Jackie Chan sells Segways?!

Yes, it's hard to believe, but we assure you there were no special effects used to create this image. Here's beloved action movie star Jackie Chan once again doing his own stunts -- the most embarrassing one he's ever done. Believe it or not, he says these are hard to sell in China.

Josh T: "Police Story 5: Loser Cop"
Paul: "In his next film, Jackie Chan will pose exactly zero threat to anyone at all."
Ryan: "This, Jackie Chan, is your punishment for 'The Tuxedo.'"
Chris: "Jackie Chan avoids Rush Hour 4 thanks to his trusty Segway."
Josh F: "Legend of Drunken Decisions"
Thomas: "Enter the Dragon, exit the nerd"
Jackie Chan: "Don't try to be like Jackie. There is only one Jackie. Study computers instead." (Seriously, he said that!)

[Prairiedog Posted Jun 4th 2008 4:34PM]

Jackie Chan is full of win. Yes, even on a Segway.

[rafer Posted Jun 4th 2008 4:44PM]

Yes even on an Israeli police segway.

[StewieGriffin Posted Jun 4th 2008 5:50PM]

from his next movie: POLICE STORY 5

Scene 25:
Jackie chan beat a herd of bad guys

The Big Bad Boss is escaping....on a segway

Jackie follows him

****Segway-chase scene with martial arts skills been thrown left and right on the highway*****

Jackie makes the a quick move and handcuffs the Big Bad Boss

Jackie jumps off the segway (in VERY SLOW MOTION) and the BIg Bad Boss screams before a hollywood style explosion occurs..

Jackie stands up and says "hmph...i need to get one of those"

*** War by Edwin Starr starts to play ***http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWvGbq1Sf2o

^_^

[Gamer Posted Jun 5th 2008 1:11AM]

@ Rafer
I don't know if you were making a pun on the police logo, but this is clearly a Segway for Chinese police
and if the Israeli Police do have segways majority of them would armed with machine guns or something

I just search Google for Israeli Police this is what I got
http://images.google.com/images?q=Israeli+Police&ie=UTF-8&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&um=1

look the vehicles only, disregard the rest ;)

[(Unverified) Posted Jun 4th 2008 4:35PM]

My God!!! I've never fert so arive!!!

[timmy2000 Posted Jun 4th 2008 4:45PM]

You are going to HELL!!!

[SP1 Posted Jun 4th 2008 4:49PM]

hahahahaha ohhh man that's so horrible. You're a soulless bastard for making me laugh.

[(Unverified) Posted Jun 4th 2008 7:10PM]

LOL "wharrrrrr?"

[(Unverified) Posted Jun 4th 2008 8:18PM]

hahahahahaha. i bursted out laughing when i read that. and i'm asian. -.-

[(Unverified) Posted Jun 5th 2008 9:33AM]

Thanks to you, I need a new keyboard! That was CLASSIC!!!

[(Unverified) Posted Jun 4th 2008 4:35PM]

Thanks a lot Jackie, I wanted to be just like you. Now I have to go and fix my bosses computer.

[EricR Posted Jun 4th 2008 5:03PM]

Because you roundhouse-kicked it?

[(Unverified) Posted Jun 4th 2008 4:35PM]

Rush Hour 4: Crackdown at the Sycamore Retirement Village

[(Unverified) Posted Jun 4th 2008 4:41PM]

He is the only man on earth who can pull that off.

[(Unverified) Posted Jun 4th 2008 6:11PM]

That's what she said.

[karts41 Posted Jun 5th 2008 12:41AM]

seriously though, wat doesnt this man sell?

[Muji Posted Jun 4th 2008 4:41PM]

Slow news day -_-

[SimonRichards Posted Jun 4th 2008 5:20PM]

Jackie Chan is ALWAYS Engadget-worthy. Do not mess with Jackie.

[(Unverified) Posted Jun 4th 2008 7:11PM]

okely dokely

[Galley Posted Jun 4th 2008 4:43PM]

Jackie's jut a tree hugger at heart.

[Micmoo Posted Jun 4th 2008 4:52PM]

Wheres the Steve Wozniak/Jackie Chan morph?
I demand to see Jackie's head on Steve's body!

[(Unverified) Posted Jun 4th 2008 4:58PM]

In the next picture Jackie is shown riding down a skyscraper into a safety net of parked cars.

[(Unverified) Posted Jun 4th 2008 5:01PM]

Are you saying asian drivers are bad drivers?

[(Unverified) Posted Jun 4th 2008 5:02PM]

Hey, guys, let's give the Segway its due. It looks to me like a fantastic machine and if they weren't so expensive, I'd have one. For now, instead of two wheels, I continue on my 8x8 amphibious unit, the ARGO.

[sinai Posted Jun 4th 2008 5:04PM]

pictured: jackie chan's first ever stunt double.

[idlemind1999 Posted Jun 4th 2008 5:15PM]

"Do you understand the whirs dat is comin out of my Mount?"

[ravengenesis Posted Jun 4th 2008 5:22PM]

This is what Jackie rides on when he's not drifting in his Lancer Evos

[(Unverified) Posted Jun 4th 2008 5:26PM]

for people who don't know, Jackie owns part of Segway, that is why he is promoting it. It was on the news 2 years ago I think.

[(Unverified) Posted Jun 4th 2008 5:41PM]

We have the police here in Berkeley riding on segways too, doesn't seem like that big of a deal.

[(Unverified) Posted Jun 4th 2008 6:02PM]

wheels on heels.

[StewieGriffin Posted Jun 4th 2008 6:04PM]

i swear that picture looks like it was taken in Madame Tussauds

[(Unverified) Posted Jun 4th 2008 6:04PM]

The color scheme reminds me of my old Amiga.

[SpydaKat Posted Jun 4th 2008 6:07PM]

Crouching Segwey Hidden Nerd

[(Unverified) Posted Jun 4th 2008 6:53PM]

I don't think he was in that one.

[(Unverified) Posted Jun 4th 2008 6:41PM]

Jackie Chan could beat up people even while he's on a Segway.

[dbossnirvana Posted Jun 4th 2008 6:53PM]

So when's the Limited Edition "Jet Li" Segway coming to shores?

[(Unverified) Posted Jun 4th 2008 7:13PM]

because everyone will buy it if you make it in hello kitty colors

[(Unverified) Posted Jun 4th 2008 7:41PM]

If you pooped Hello Kitty colors, you could sell that shit too.

[Gamer Posted Jun 5th 2008 1:19AM]

New Idea
Sell formula to make people poop Hello Kitty colors

[loujob Posted Jun 4th 2008 7:18PM]

atleast he isn't a woman driver. just check these two videos out

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ga_vD0pf2UI&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RMLt28n0-M&feature=related

[(Unverified) Posted Jun 5th 2008 12:51PM]

My city has Segue cops. We have horse cops as well.

[jimcasey Posted Jun 5th 2008 3:40PM]

Even inanimate objects can ride the Segway! Watch this wax statue of Jackie Chan negotiate the floor as passerby look on.

[Rasec Posted Jun 5th 2008 9:05PM]

who am I 2: the nerd looses his memory

[(Unverified) Posted Jun 6th 2008 7:04AM]

ladies and gentlemen...
Please welcome Segway Ping Pong champion Jackie Chan!

[(Unverified) Posted Jun 7th 2008 4:31AM]

hmm....would love to see jackie chan vs steve balmer , my money is so on balmer :P