Is gazing at your precious Pokemans in glorified Pokémon display cabinet My Pokémon Ranch
just not enough for you? Do you get sick of their cloying, sweet little faces
? Do you yearn to see the little so-and-sos endure the same painful, hard knock life
had to endure? Do you wish that once -- just once
-- they were exposed to a slice of cruel, heartless reality
If so, know that Gabe of Penny Arcade fame is right with you! Hit the picture on the right for the latest strip -- it's a corker.