Tristar Massage Chair isn't built for the average living room
By Darren Murph 
posted Jun 23rd 2008 3:17AM
posted Jun 23rd 2008 3:17AM
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"Holy Incredible Hulk Batman!"
Wheres Banner in the picture?
Hehe, I recently watched the movie and the image has yet to leave my mind.
Will it reach hyperspace when set at maximum speed?
No...it will erae your personality and implant a new one.
it better have an attachment for my pecker.
Words cannot adequately express the bizarreness of this... thing.
But I'll give it a try, anyway: wapppwapalalapoloooingchoysmupoin. (That was for the benefit of my fellow Martians.)
I hope it will replace my memory also. especially after a night at my uncles
is that a jetpack?
WARNING:
Use of this device may result in muscle spasms, numbness of the extremities, tinnitus, dizziness, disorientation, nausea, hemorrhoids, severe bruising, torn ligaments, ruptured spleen, pulmonary distress, stroke, and/or cardiac arrest.
This is very, very, VERY expensive.
People who can afford this probably already have private subscriptions at private massage spas.
This makes me think "Mall Kiosk"
Really? I was thinking more along the lines of "how high was the jerk who designed this, and why did he share said drugs with the marketing staff?".
Built in beer fridge?
Get your ass to Mars!
http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k188/toddhundleysucks/arnold-total-recall.jpg
Total Recall anyone?
I don't think I'd get this even if you paid me $7,800...
I got one and it's fan-TAS-tic! Aside from being a great way to relax (I play Jimmy Buffet between "Soothing Beach Sounds" and tokes on reefer), it's also a great conversation piece. All my friends have tried it (okay, mostly just for kicks) and they love it. I won't even tell you how much the girls enjoy it--I mean, they REALLY enjoy it. My new pick-up line is, "Ya wanna... try my massage chair?" Plus, the base is pretty heavy, so it's stable enough for two. I can't count the number of positions you can get into on this machine. So, the price is a little steep, but with all the extra-curricular activity lately, I've saved a lot of money on food!
wait, ur serious?
So one can travel to any point in time, past or present? Wow.
Whats with the part that would be above your head? Is that the speaker system? Or does it come down and massage your face?
So isn't Scorpious gonna notice that it's missing?
But I gotta admit - being able to forcibly rip memories out of the minds of my prisoners in my own living room would be pretty convenient....
Their entire site is full of time travel shit
http://www.solpasion.com/contacto.php?text=Ocasi%F3n:Sportarredo:Tristar
Massage Chair? Looks more like a tanning chair. Or is that just the mood lighting?
Beam me up scotty.....
For the memory... of a lifetime.
Looks like something they prescribed for Alex after a bit of the old ultra-violence:
"No. No! NO! Stop it! Stop it, please! I beg you! This is sin! This is sin! This is sin! It's a sin, it's a sin, it's a sin! That! Using Ludwig van like that! He did no harm to anyone. Beethoven just wrote music!"
"I woke up. The pain and sickness all over me like an animal. Then I realized what it was. The music coming up from the floor was our old friend, Ludwig Van, and the dreaded Ninth Symphony."
"Can ye spare some cutter, me brothers?"
"I was cured, all right!"
It's an incredible massage chair !!