Kage roi table does your web searches for you

Only recently we told you about a table that monitors who is dominating a conversation and deemed it potentially disruptive. This time, however, we're looking at the "Kage roi" which looks to add to the coming together of wits and intelligences. Using voice recognition, Kage roi grabs keywords and performs internet searches, displaying the results for each to see. To add to it all, the table even uses colored LEDs to set the mood. For instance, if you work with a group of morning people, set it to sunrise. If you're trying to get them to scramble before the end of the day, give them a sunset and let the desperate brainstorming begin. Developed by IT firm Kayac with some brains on Keio University, Kage roi won't be in a board room near you any time soon.

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[(Unverified) Posted Jun 30th 2008 6:51PM]

Grabs keyboards? Maybe "keywords?"

[FallenArms3 Posted Jun 30th 2008 7:19PM]

Also, "To at it it all"

Perhaps you mean, "To add to it all"?

[Mr Blue Posted Jul 1st 2008 9:19AM]

You mean it knows what I want to search for? HOW?!?

[Lowest Ranked Posted Jun 30th 2008 6:57PM]

Could have sworn that the sun setting creates the same colors as the sun rising.

[BeniRose Posted Jun 30th 2008 7:08PM]

I'm pretty sure you meant keywords and not keyboards.

[(Unverified) Posted Jun 30th 2008 7:10PM]

Huh? I've got to set the moods? Why not hear me say "I need this ASAP" and have the table throb red with rivulets of blood dripping down the side?

[(Unverified) Posted Jun 30th 2008 7:13PM]

Oh God. I can see it now.....

"Thanks for asking Mitch. My 2 girls are doing just fine".

"No Suzan, 1 Cup of Coffee will be okay"

Kage Roi, "Searching 2 Girls 1 Cup .... Found Video.... Playing"

[Lowest Ranked Posted Jun 30th 2008 7:23PM]

2 girls 1 cup will wake you up faster in the morning than a double shot of cuban coffee; this may be a good thing.

[(Unverified) Posted Jul 5th 2008 9:19AM]

Holy Crap, I just googled your reference and worked out why it is highest ranked ! Excellent work you twisted bastard.

[(Unverified) Posted Jun 30th 2008 7:19PM]

So, it sets the mood to sunrise or sunset eh... Such variety!
Will it do waxing and waning crescent moons too?

[(Unverified) Posted Jun 30th 2008 7:27PM]

With the voide recognition that is built into Vista right now, I can see this being maybe a little bit more annoying than useful.

[(Unverified) Posted Jun 30th 2008 8:20PM]

Voice* ...Lack of comment editing FTL.

[(Unverified) Posted Jun 30th 2008 9:28PM]

Nope, I think you had it right the first time.

[(Unverified) Posted Jun 30th 2008 8:33PM]

Perfect for proving people false and backing up your claims in an argument.

[(Unverified) Posted Jun 30th 2008 10:10PM]

Kage roi table! Search for hot porn! Wait Kage roi table, close out!!! close out!!! my girlfriend is coming!!!

:D

[Decoy Posted Jun 30th 2008 10:21PM]

Let the wookie win.

[Smart People Play Tuba Posted Jun 30th 2008 11:46PM]

But, sir! No one ever worries about upsetting a droid!

[Smart People Play Tuba Posted Jun 30th 2008 11:48PM]

And oh yes . . .

"wookiee," not "wookie."

I had a T-shirt that had it spelled wrong ("Let the wookie win.") and it was an officially-licensed shirt. Go figure.

[(Unverified) Posted Jul 1st 2008 1:40AM]

As we all know, all one really needs is a wikipedia table, for those lunch time arguements

[(Unverified) Posted Jul 1st 2008 8:41AM]

Now this will become a reality, the future is here:

"Shut up friends. My internet browser heard us saying the word Fry and it found a movie about Philip J. Fry for us. It also opened my calendar to Friday and ordered me some french fries."

[(Unverified) Posted Jul 1st 2008 12:34PM]

Didn't we already see this in a Futurama episode?

[jnickence Posted Jul 2nd 2008 11:31AM]

Hey, all these neat features will be incorporated into Microsoft Surface--

"Harry, what fo you want for dinner tonite?"
"Pizza, I guess."
Searching for favorite pizza resturants. Shall I place an order?
"Later. I need you to tell me what's in this can I placed on you. I tore the label off last week."
(Surface reads the embossed numbers on the end) Libby brand peas. There is a sale at WalMart on Libby brand peas. Shall I print a coupon?
"ok."
"Sally, we're out of corn flakes."
There is a sale on Kelloggs Corn Flakes.
"Print that coupln too, please."

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