Anti-terrorist drill reveals Segway attack plan, legions of embarrassed patrolmen
By Darren Murph 
posted July 3rd 2008 10:21PM
posted July 3rd 2008 10:21PM
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How do they deal with recoil?
That's why they have small guns duders.
kinda brings new meaning to "drive by" huh?
Tiny guns.
asians... speak softly and carry a big schti.. oh, wait...
One guy has a Chinese AK-47, it makes tons of recoil.
I'm probably the best segway rider posting here (I've taken a couple dozen trips via segway), and I can tell you that trying to fire a gun while riding one would make me fear for my life. Just a terrible idea all around.
The guy in the back has an awp!!! Imagine awping on a segway...good times
i see no AWP.
wahaha viewers in the olympics are not gonna watch the atlethes anymore cause all eyes are on this goofy chinese swat if i were the maker of this segway i rather put an optional attachtment to the handlebars so you can just plug the guns or whatever riple chinese people have...
ps: jet li and jackie chan can use some of this wahhahah
I bet it's really hard to strafe...
I wonder how good of a shot that one guy with the scope is. . .
So if they use led in all the kids toys, what do they make the bullets with?
Probably better than thou ...
It's spelled lead, just saying so people don't pick up the wrong spelling.
The Mobile Sniper's mantra: It's easier to hit a moving target if you're moving as well.
Yeah i read LEDs and was thiking wtf.. Gw.
They look like they have to go pee really badly.
I GOT TO GO I GOT TO GO NOW!!!
- Me
This is from the Onion right?
No, see the thing that says "Via CNET" ?
That means...they got the information .....via CNET!
link?
link? See that thing that says "Via CNET".....click on that....or the "Read" item below that.
great! a new equipment for counter-strike.
OMG... somebody go make that mod right now!
Can't wait for it! (You read my mind)
Oh man I can see it already...you can play as a Navy SEAL, French GIGN, UK SAS, German GSG9...and now...as a Chinese SWAT team member on a Segway. That...would be super awesome.
If you chose the Chinese SWAT team member, you'd be able to move equally fast no matter which gun you have out, but you'd be unable to strafe, lol.
At least you won't have to worry about snipers. Crates are not handicap accessible.
sounds good and all until you try and strafe left or right
But will you roll faster with the knife?
This happened to me once...I was riding my skateboard on state property. *sigh* the good ol' days.
On another note, is that dude in the back carrying a sniper rifle? I don't think he is going to get a three inch spread while riding a Segway...
It looks more like similar to an AK
Of course, we all know that the AK is great for walling.
No--the dude in the background--with the greenish rifle...
yeah, i see it, it has a scope.
from the guy nearest to the corner, over to guys to the right..
really weird.
That looks like a SKS to me. Not the most accurate rifle in the world.
Call in the frogs! I mean the Segway.Wok.Attack.Team
Lawl. Just plain lawl.
OK lets see, would i take a officer seriously if they were on one of these, i think not. But as soon as i get shot from a projectile you better belieave i would
But as soon as saw him lying on the ground as a result of the recoil, you'd immediately lose all that respect you gained seconds earlier.
...not if he just headshotted you.
Who has the guts to attack the chinese anyway?
I'd laugh until I arrived at a Chinese prison. All of which make Gitmo look like club freakin' med.
The only ones they can intimidate with that display is the French, all the other Countries are laughing at China right now.
Nice Type 79 SMG's.
What happens when those terrorists discover a set of steps will neutralise the chinese swat teams.
As a Chinese person, I should be patriotic, but...words escape me...
The American ones looks so much more professional
So they're going to be patrolling around on these, and crushing peoples toes that don't get out of the way, and they're fully rested until the battery dies.
How many hours before the battery dies anyways?
I love them steering with their knees.
I can just hear them going "piw piw piw" with their tiny toy guns
Totally laughing my ass off at this comment...thanks.
piw piw...bwahahahaaa
ROFL