In the world of long life batteries for mobile phones, it seems there's weird ugly, and then there's LG's KP199. This tri-band GPRS candybar drags Bluetooth -- including A2DP -- 60MB of storage, 30 days standby and 11 hours of talktime into the mix. We get that some people are going to want to chatter for a long time, by why can't that be done inexpensively and still be a lovely thing to behold? Pricing seems set at about $100, though no word on what cereal box this'll show up in if it'll be knocking on our doors any time soon.