Oh come now, don't look so surprised, you had to know this was coming. After Will Wright spent a stone cold decade building his delicate sand castle of simulated life, did you really think Yahtzee would be able to resist letting his editorial foot careen through the spires, coating young Will's glasses in sand and tears? Of course not.
Yahtzee reiterates most of the complaints about Spore
you've heard from reviewers already, but at least he does it a lot more entertainingly than most of them. Check it out after the break.