"Today, we celebrate the first glorious anniversary of the Hunter Nerf-Bat Directives. We have created, for the first time in all history, a garden of pure lesser-class-ideology. Where each squishie may bloom secure from the pests of contradictory and confusing truths. Our Unification of DPS-Thought is more powerful a weapon than any fleet or army on Azeroth. We are one class, with one will, one resolve, one cause. Our enemies shall talk themselves to death and we will bury them with their own confusion."
"We shall prevail!"
We are so
totally not slapping on a pair of red short-shorts
and tossing a sledgehammer through your screen; everyone knows
hunters can't equip maces. /pfft
And now, let's talk about what could be coming to hunters on the next public test realm as if we're not
hopped up on Captain Crunch and a triple raspberry latte.