CES 2009: Best. Controller. Ever.
"Before the age of man, there was the dragon,fire breathing, fierce and ruthless. Long since dormant, the dragon arose hungry for modern dap knights to re-establish dragon superiority over all mankind.
"More than a control pad,,,a legend!"
<disclaimer> The previous and following (after the break!) text was copied verbatim -- odd spacing and all -- from the back description and product manual of the Dragon Fire Breather game controller, which we and our friends at Engadget found and bought for $1 at the CES international hall. We are not transcribing this to try to offend anyone and, yeah, we know this is probably not the manufacturers' first language -- probably not its language at all -- but we are in fact very fascinated with how the translation process works.
Every chosen word does make sense, just not in the context we are used to. Plus, "mucilanginous" is a very funny word, and if you look carefully, you'll notice World of Warcraft's title screen art.
The official US name is "USB Dragon Dual Shock Scary Gamepad" (with 12-button and 2 analog sticks) and is available from DealExtreme for $27.37. It also comes in ninja and pirate variants. </end disclaimer>
"Dragon" Monster Handspike Use Manual
Model: TP-U03
"Thanks for your purchasing of our company' sproduct-handspike, It adopts high capability CMOS technique, no need to connect power outside, standard computer USB port, please check the package before disconnecting and read the use instruction carefully.
The instruction of product function
Attention
System commend
Over CPU266M
Over RAM64M
With USB port.
Windows 9x/Win2000/WinXP system, over SVGA 256 colors.
WIN98 SETUP
"(Related to unincluded Picture 7) Press 'Apply' after enactment, Then press 'affirmance' to exit,surely can be saved in other enactment, convenient for use next time ,no need enactment again."
