New Games This Month: April 2009
If you head out to your local electronic game emporium tomorrow, try to savor the experience. Soak in the garish ads imploring you to trade in your DSi for a new DS that's coming out soon. Absorb the smells of the guy who's been wearing those navy sweatpants for so long they've become fused to his translucent, gelatinous waist. Because after a promising first week, April takes a sharp left turn towards "Who cares?"
We could tell you more, but we assume you're anxious to start clicking. Away!
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