Caption Contest: Fire-breathing robot scuttles into choir practice
By Darren Murph 
posted March 19th 2009 7:26AM
posted March 19th 2009 7:26AM
[Thanks, Chris]
Nilay: "Look, he wants you off the ****ing set."
Ross: "Turns out he's a little sensitive about being compared to the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man."
Paul: "Needless to say, there were a few rule revisions to the RoboSoccer games the following year."
Chris: "Years of steroid abuse have drastically altered Asimo's personality and physical appearance."
Joe: "This could be the biggest thing to happen for Open Source, EVER!"
Jacob: "I AM THE VOICE OF THE GENERATION!"
Darren: "Ah, so that's what those waivers that mom had to sign were for."
Richard: "Kanye's backstage rants have really gotten out of control, haven't they?"
Thomas: "Wait until you see me pee."
aw cmon! where's the picture of Scorpion from Mortal Kombat in the lower corner popping up to say 'TOASTY!!!'
"I don't know, dawg. The fire was just alright for me. It was a little pitchy, dawg."
"The roof, The roof, The roof is on fire! We don't need no water let the mother f#&
come on baby light my fire
"I'll teach you to make my penis the size of my nipples! RARRRGH!"
its not suppose to be like that??
^_^
Robots and vindaloo do not mix.
No, its really just overcompensating for the fact that unlike its creators it will will never be able to light a fart.
Damn, vindaloo sounds good right now.
I thought Thomas won but you definitely won!
Your prize is the being the new Editor at Large for Engadget.
Dammit Robot Bowser burned your head off =*(
Come on, its not a pen, its a goddamn clit.
"Next time, ill have a little less chilli sauce on my micro chips"
buuuuuurrrrrrp. Excuse me.
That Asimo I had for lunch is giving me some serious heartburn.
"Bidi-bidi-bidi! Who are you calling short stuff now, Buck!"
AWESOME!!! YOU WIN!!!
Two for Thursday. :)
"While many members insisted things had gone too far, the occult leader insisted the new defense mechanism was necessary to prevent more escapes from the ever-dreaded choir practice."
"In choir practice, just moments before Adam Lambert became the horribly disfigured face you know today."
I am here to save the internet
Zamfir v. 2.0
Pastor Clinky felt a fire and brimstone sermon was certain to awaken the congregation.
Now the time is here... for Iron Man to spread fear...
Let me warm it up in here because I WAS IN THE POOL!!!
I WAS IN THE POOL!
I for one welcome our fire-breathing robot overlords!
The government implements a plan to get the bonuses back from AIG!
This is actual footage of the robot sent to Apple's headquarters to threaten them into adding cut/paste to the iphone. It worked!
Winner winner, chicken dinner!
"I heard some F**s needed lighting"
i guess asimo ate wassabi before choir practice.
i guess he most have seen jesus on the cross and figured the church could use a bbq fundraiser.
ASIMO! NO! BAD ROBOT! the book of revelation does not include fire breathing robots! you dont come out until madona comes on stage and performs like a virgin.
give us this day our daily bread" Ahhm! would you like that toasted?"
i guess this is what you get when you have alice cooper fill in for your soprano.
INdigestION
MOM: What was that?
FARNSWORTH: A flaming burp.
MOM: Does it always do that?
FARNSWORTH: Its not always a burp.
futurama genuis
"This is still better than when Michael Jackson was our mascot...and, of course, we had to be named the gamecocks..."
i guess P.E.T.A found out what the chicken actually was in the Chinese food being served for lunch.
(singing) hallelujah! hallelujah! hallelujah! HOLY HELL!!! who forgot to tell asimo the chorus wasnt the time for the pyrotechnics!
i guess asimo will now be forced into Scientology.
so this must be Tom Cruises new tactic for converting people!
(guys talking with asimo) wow rember how pretty mary looked last week after chior practice {asimo interupes} " what about that robot she was hot!! and the voice on her could make me just melt! (guys burst out laughing) asimo that was dude!!!
thats all i can think of right now... adam
Englewood Middle School Show Choir proudly presents "Kilroy was here"!
"see kids... you hit the wrong note one more time and God's robot is going to teach you about Hell."
Come with me if you want to DIE!
Bigger than big, taller than tall,
Quicker than quick, stronger than strong.
Ready to fight for right, against wrong.
Gigantor, Gigantor, Gigantor
Intergalactic, Planetary, Planetary, Intergalactic!
ohhh so thats how rabi lights the giant menorah for Hanukkah!
Giant Bender Statue: Remember me!
Android is a lot of hot air.
"Steve Jobs' condition worsened this week."
"you see kids this is what your penis will turn into if you have premarital sex"
" oh stop throwing a hissy fit!,we found your cell phone [img]http://www.blogcdn.com/www.engadgetmobile.com/media/2009/03/cricket-giant-messager-02-sm.jpg[/img]
Doctor: Im sorry, but your shaft had to be sawed off.
oh stop throwing a hissy fit!,we found your cell phone cricket was just borrowing ithttp://www.blogcdn.com/www.engadgetmobile.com/media/2009/03/cricket-giant-messager-02-sm.jpg
Still not funny
"You kiss your mother with that mouth?"
"Iron man can SUCK IT!"