Caption contest: creepy clown as excited about Renee Zellweger's Bold as she is

Nothing irks us more than big dudes in blush standing well within our personal space while we're trying to show off our Bold to a small army of paparazzi.

Chris: "It's a Taser, too! Watch!"
Darren: "IT'S MURDERED OUT!"
Ross: "To be honest, I don't think Verizon's 'My Network' should ever have a casual dress day."
Don: "It does everything except erase this image from your memory!"
Paul: "This is so exciting, I'm going to write about it... in my diary!"
Josh: "Welcome to Hell."
Joe: "After Jack White, being seen in public with a clown was really no big deal."
Thomas: "We're just two happy party clowns, sitting down to a plate of beef. White- powdery- beef."
Jacob: "I got it FREE on contract!!!"
Nilay: "You complete me."

[Gad Get Posted Mar 27th 2009 6:51PM]

Is that Ben Affleck?

[(Unverified) Posted Mar 27th 2009 6:53PM]

Must have been typing this at the same time...

[jabber Posted Mar 27th 2009 7:09PM]

if he's Ben Affleck then she's gotta be Renée Zellweger.

[jabber Posted Mar 27th 2009 7:11PM]

nevermind. i didn't read the caption. sorry

[Gad Get Posted Mar 27th 2009 7:16PM]

@ Alex

Hahaha!

[Paul Chapel Posted Mar 27th 2009 7:21PM]

@ alex
what are the chances that you would say the same name on the caption without even reading it?

[(Unverified) Posted Mar 27th 2009 8:44PM]

Isn't Ben Affleck with Jimmy Kimmel?

[(Unverified) Posted Mar 27th 2009 6:52PM]

Is that clown Ben Affleck?

[newreformation Posted Mar 27th 2009 7:57PM]

"Down here everything floats!....that is if it's density is equal to or less than the density of water."
-robotchicken

[(Unverified) Posted Mar 27th 2009 8:07PM]

Yes, but I don't know who that is standing behind him.

[Mushrooshi Posted Mar 27th 2009 6:53PM]

I spy Ben Affleck

[KR Posted Mar 27th 2009 6:54PM]

"IT PLAYS CRYSIS!"

[ic wiener Posted Mar 27th 2009 6:58PM]

i knew i shouldn't have gone to meatspin!

[(Unverified) Posted Mar 27th 2009 7:26PM]

Bravo sir, bravo.

[(Unverified) Posted Mar 27th 2009 7:04PM]

I was supposed the get an iPhone! I hate clowns!

[(Unverified) Posted Mar 27th 2009 7:06PM]

I got an iPhone!... oh wait... *!~@#$%^

[(Unverified) Posted Mar 27th 2009 7:07PM]

It rubs the lotion on its skin...

[808bah Posted Mar 27th 2009 8:28PM]

lol, nice...

[DaveyNC Posted Mar 27th 2009 7:10PM]

OK, Rene, you can have the flowers, the Bold or the bearded transvestite clown. Which will it be?

[(Unverified) Posted Mar 27th 2009 7:13PM]

The Bold and the not so beautiful

[(Unverified) Posted Mar 27th 2009 7:24PM]

LOL

[Tohe Posted Mar 27th 2009 7:12PM]

H s nt a clwn, h s a firy! Hge dffrnc .. .. gt t rght ngdgt.

[Joshua Topolsky Posted Mar 27th 2009 7:30PM]

Listen, for anyone else thinking about making some homophobic remarks -- I'll just be banning you, so think before you type something idiotic.

[skyblaze Posted Mar 27th 2009 7:56PM]

roger that, josh

@tohe
what do you have against vowels?

[Mushrooshi Posted Mar 27th 2009 8:04PM]

Its called Disemvowelation. The Gawker Media group of blogs has been using it for a while.

I've been wondering, I wish there was a restore function for this, like a button that says "Restore comment". I'm curious as to what the comment was.

[Tohe Posted Mar 27th 2009 8:05PM]

Oh boy, I didn't mean to make a homophobic comment, I thought I was making fun of myself, but I understand this is not the right audience for the joke. I'm sorry Josh, I'll be more sensible in my future comments. Thanks for the remark.

[(Unverified) Posted Mar 27th 2009 10:44PM]

No offense, but that PICTURE is a homophobic comment...

[BlackCloudz Posted Mar 27th 2009 7:13PM]

OHHHHH MYYYYY GODDDDD

[amddude Posted Mar 27th 2009 7:16PM]

LOL

[TheAngryIntern Posted Mar 27th 2009 7:17PM]

funny that Ross's comment mentioned Verizon when the BB Bold is only on AT&T...

[mastjaso Posted Mar 27th 2009 8:09PM]

True but I also found his the funniest.

[DroidBerryPhone Posted Mar 27th 2009 8:13PM]

uh it's on verizon, silly

[mejiamang Posted Mar 27th 2009 11:35PM]

Ben (Affleck), I can't believe my dog, Pheephee, just died! See, look.

[(Unverified) Posted Mar 27th 2009 10:50PM]

Props to Thomas with the obscure Shakes The Clown reference!

[(Unverified) Posted Mar 27th 2009 7:25PM]

Can you believe he pulled it out of his butt?!?!?!?!

[Paul Chapel Posted Mar 27th 2009 7:27PM]

yes.

[BlackCloudz Posted Mar 27th 2009 7:28PM]

Thanks for the laugh. I just ROF and LMAO.

[Templarian Posted Mar 27th 2009 7:28PM]

"of course I accept", engagement rings were so last year.

[DroidBerryPhone Posted Mar 27th 2009 8:15PM]

it's funny you say that, I bought my honey a pearl first, then a ring.

[(Unverified) Posted Mar 27th 2009 7:29PM]

"I'm good for something!"

[ale Posted Mar 27th 2009 8:18PM]

It came on a two year contract and they threw him in for free!!!!!
Beat that Bluetooth accessory deals!

[Shan Posted Mar 27th 2009 7:35PM]

"look, more buttons than I know what to do with!"

[Ninbrendo Posted Mar 27th 2009 7:35PM]

That clown is freaking me out. So is the guy on the left.

[Hotrod Posted Mar 27th 2009 7:41PM]

Heh heh, thanks for the laugh.

[BigQuesoXOXO Posted Mar 27th 2009 7:37PM]

I used to be in movies!

[(Unverified) Posted Mar 27th 2009 7:40PM]

Why do I look like Mike Meyers with a blond wig?

[Gad Get Posted Mar 27th 2009 7:50PM]

You don't... you look like Yoda.

[Smart People Play Tuba Posted Mar 28th 2009 12:11PM]

Me too.

As for CraigJ, should have used quotes to indicate that he was submitting a caption? Would that have appeased you?

[(Unverified) Posted Mar 27th 2009 7:48PM]

OMG! I can get woot on this thing.

[(Unverified) Posted Apr 1st 2009 7:14AM]

"Check it out guys! My first Smart Phone!"