Seriously, just listen at this and try to stifle your sighs. "Bling Bling USB optical mouse." "Jewel Necklace USB flash drive." "Turtle-Look USB 2.0 Hub with a tray." "Magic Sensor LCD Alarm Clock." "Insect USB Mini Fan." Yes, friends, this is the type of utter garbage we're dealing with in this episode of Crapgadget. Honestly, we're simultaneously astounded and deeply depressed that anyone would even consider dishing out their hard-earned cheddar for any of this rubbish, but we're doing our darnedest to pretend that these were simply created for us to have a laugh at.The week's strongest contender? Some superhero magnet pixels... and that's saying something.

Read - Bling Bling mouse
Read - Jewel necklace USB drive
Read - Turtle USB hub
Read - Sensor alarm clock
Read - Insect fan
Read - Magnetic pixels

Crapgadget: which is the supreme crapper?
Bling Bling Mouse, fo shizzle2210 (44.0%)
Jewel Necklace Drive, no dizzle427 (8.5%)
Turtle Hub! Go Terps!406 (8.1%)
Sensor Alarm; Nerd-factor FTW332 (6.6%)
Insect Fan (psst... it creeps me out)637 (12.7%)
Magnetic pixels, without question1010 (20.1%)

Telus picks up the Treo Pro, Bell says "so?"