Dear Blizzard: Give me all of your gold and Ghostcrawler will be returned unharmed. If my demands are not met, I will be forced to put my cooking skills to use and prepare a wonderful crab meal for the rest of my guild. Please make checks payable to: Phaye, c/o Disdain, 1834 Riptide Avenue, Orgrimmar, Kalimdor, 01754. You have 48 hours to respond.

Thanks to Phaye of Arthas for the screenshot and the accompanying text. Ghostcrawler doesn't look too upset about his predicament. Perhaps posting on the General Forum has conditioned him to accept abusive behavior?

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