While we here at Engadget are doing everything in our power to get this philosophical "economy" back "on track," it's items like these that aren't doing anything to help. No innovation. No stimulating capabilities. No utility at all, really. Just a webcam that scans business cards, an MP3 player shaped like a cow and a flash drive that's absolutely not certified for circulation by the Democratic National Committee. Though, we must say that they're all tailor made for Crapgadget, which is (just barely) good enough for us -- drop your vote for the lamest below!

Read - CowCow MP3 player
Read - 4-Port Soccer Ball USB Hub
Read - MSI StarCam Flip Webcam
Read - USB Bird Fan
Read - Bling Bling USB Card Reader
Read - Obama Flash Drive

Crapgadget: Which of these wouldn't get voted through by either party?
CowCow MP3 player786 (15.4%)
4-Port Soccer Ball USB Hub277 (5.4%)
MSI StarCam Flip Webcam272 (5.3%)
USB Bird Fan763 (15.0%)
Bling Bling USB Card Reader764 (15.0%)
Obama Flash Drive 2233 (43.8%)