TO: READER DEPT [US]
RE: Memorial Day
ATT: meat.jpg (credit: sanctumsolitude)
To all members of the Reader Department [US],
It has come to the attention of Joystiq Management that today is Memorial Day [henceforth referred to as 'Memorial Day']. As such, we have learned that a great deal of our readership will be engaged in festivities ['Festivities'] and will not be coming to the office. As such, management is required to dispense pleasantries ['Pleasantries'] and good wishes ['Good Wishes'] to all members of the Reader Department [US]. Pleasantries and good wishes follow:
Additionally, should anyone from the Reader Department see a member of the Blogging Department partaking in Festivities, please tell him / her to return to work.Happy Memorial Day to all United States readers of Joystiq. Go forth and gorge upon grilled meats [see attached] and spend time with your families. Also, please take this time to reflect on the sacrifices of all members of the armed services.
Enjoy the Holiday ['Holiday'],
J. J. Joystiq Sr.