We've been locked in this hellish war against the machines for years now, but word has just come in from Morpheus that Neo is close to striking up a deal with those metallic monstrosities. Neo has been trying to negotiate a treaty
for some time now and, if what we're hearing
is true, the machines will finally shut down the Matrix on July 31 and let our brothers and sisters go. Now, we didn't get everything we wanted (mostly our robotic slaves returned), but, in the end, it'll be for everyone's benefit. We can finally get back to those ridiculous dance parties
we all love so much!