The Tokyo Fire Department faces somewhat stiffer challenges
than your run-of-the-mill blown battery
or imploding workstation
, so we're happy to see them enroll the use of some hi-tech machinery
into their arsenal. The latest entrant is a human extraction bot, designed to do the heroic fireman
thing without risking the lives of any actual, uh, men. Operated by remote control, it gets into hot, wet or earthquakey zones, finds the unconscious humanoids and devours them for later regurgitation. What's not to love? We haven't got a name for it yet, though we know it has a bigger brother equipped with all sorts of cameras and environmental detectors, so we suspect this is a pretty intelligent little beast as well. Just mosey on past the break already, and try to keep the Soylent Green
jokes to a minimum.