Honestly, you'd think licensed Left 4 Dead 2
clothing would provide at least some semblance
of undead protection. Alas, it looks like the best that Glitch Gaming Apparel could provide is simple T-shirts
. Sure, the 100 percent cotton shirts provide ample breathability, but they provide next to zero zombie bite protection. Even worse, they're short
-sleeved, leaving hapless survivors with plump, juicy and completely visible arms.
Still, the Ellis
tees at least have a picture of a medical kit on the back, which might be enough to fool a zombie into thinking
you're prepared. Let's hope that buys enough time to find yourself a Molotov.