Caption contest: the Verizon van makes a pit stop

Is there any love more forbidden?

Nilay: "So... do you have the iPhone?"
Ross: "Hey, we ran out of markers coloring our 3G coverage map, can we borrow yours?"
Richard Lai: "Stealth sabotage fail."
Chris: "Can you hear me now, [censored]?"
Thomas: "Trust me, I just need help lifting this couch into the van."
Sean Hollister: "Stick together -- it's the T-Mobile way."
Vlad: "And this, dear friends, is where all your phone tariffs are calculated, negotiated, and determined. Yay, free market!"
Tim: "Ten years ago, a crack wireless unit was kicked out of Bell Atlantic for a crime it didn't commit. This group promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the FCC, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire... The V-Team."
Laura: "There's like, a map for this, right?"
Darren: "Hey, someone has to mop the floors around here, right?"
Joanna: "Rumor: Verizon to get rollover minutes!"
Paul: "What the world needs now..."
Myriam: "Hey man, I have some great speakers to sell you real cheap."

[Thanks, Brad]