You know that 49-port USB hub
you picked up last year? Sissy. Thanko just introduced an 80-port USB hub to charge all of your gadgets from a single location. Fantasy or nightmare? Well, first you have to consider the price (¥14,800, about $165) and the cabling chaos this will bring. Then you must know that the hub seems to charge your devices only: no USB data. And are you really man enough to handle the repulsive stares that a device like this will surely invoke from your family and so-called friends? Who cares! When a gadget promises this:
"When viewed from the side of the port in line, you feel powerful and somewhat like a soldier in the army."
You'd be crazy not to want it.
80-port USB hub makes you feel like a powerful soldier