Above is the before picture for Selfloathius's first death. His story continues next week. In the meantime, the remaining Choose My Adventure schedule is:
- Fox Van Allen as Foxlight, the blood elf paladin: Friday, 8 p.m. EDT
- Matthew Rossi as Andrenorton, the troll mage, Michael Gray as Grayfields, the tauren hunter, Adam Holisky as Adammentat, the tauren druid, and Gregg Reece as Yakkowakko, the orc warlock, will be making appearances as they can
Matthew Rossi would like you to choose one gathering and one crafting profession for his troll mage. In order to avoid combos such as mining/alchemy, I've put the combos in a poll rather than separate polls for each profession type. Personally, I am voting for inscription/herbalism because we don't have a WoW.com staff scribe in the guild and Lifeblood is an awesome thing for a non-healer class to have.
|Tailoring/Gathering (state which gathering in the comments)||123 (5.1%)|
|Enchanting/Gathering (state which gathering in the comments)||69 (2.8%)|
Christian Belt would like you to choose professions for his blood elf warlock.
|Enchanting/Gathering (state which one in the comments)||67 (2.5%)|
|Tailoring/Gathering (state which one in the comments)||90 (3.4%)|
|Other combination. Please state what combination in the comments below and why.||60 (2.2%)|
When compiling Selfloathius's death poll, I realized that there are many good choices here that our favorite miserable warlock will want to take advantage of. So vote for your favorite, but this will probably be the order the deaths will be done in. No need to limit him to just one!
|James: Selfloathius should make a level 1 alliance avatar, run to Stormwind and spam abuse at people for at least half an hour before telling them his horde toon's location ("come and get me if you dare"), logging back in and pvp flagging.||512 (16.4%)|
|Quaza: A warlock, a druid, and someone else open the lock portal on the edge of Dalaran, and have the druid (flight form) initiate the summoning of Belt over the edge. Watch as Belt goes SPLAT in Crystalsong forest.||513 (16.4%)|
|KJP: Level 10: Get pwned by Gamon. Poor guy deserves a break. Level 15: Death by Barrens Chat. Wait, what do you mean it's not lethal? Level 20: Since you'll be doing the level 20 quest, the Thandol Span will be handy.||165 (5.3%)|
|Sharvis: Duel one of your fellow guild members by Stillwhisper Pond in Eversong Woods, preferably a mage. Right before losing the duel, Fear a Frog critter. Then you lose the duel and simply wait for the cute little Frog to beat you to death.||578 (18.5%)|
|Tainnym: Make the run from Silvermoon to Tarren Mill ... via Plaguelands.||398 (12.7%)|
|Bvannas: Dueling someone vastly higher level, then once pwned, run to a nearby fire. (Literal DIAF)||72 (2.3%)|
|Xevius: Gurubashi Arena, then anyone could kill him.||129 (4.1%)|
|Malsi: Journey to the night elf starting area and jump off the tree while listening to Justin Bieber.||757 (24.2%)|
If you want to join in on the fun of Choose My Adventure, please join us on US Zangarmarsh-H in <It came from the Blog>. Ask Robiness, Robinemia or any member online for an invite. Guild ranks of Lurker or above have the ability to invite. You are all welcome as long as you play by our simple rules, that can be summed up with "Don't be a Funsucker!" Also, please see the guild FAQ for the most common questions.