Matthew Rossi would like you to choose one gathering and one crafting profession for his troll mage. In order to avoid combos such as mining/alchemy, I've put the combos in a poll rather than separate polls for each profession type. Personally, I am voting for inscription/herbalism because we don't have a WoW.com staff scribe in the guild and Lifeblood is an awesome thing for a non-healer class to have.
Christian Belt would like you to choose professions for his blood elf warlock.
When compiling Selfloathius's death poll, I realized that there are many good choices here that our favorite miserable warlock will want to take advantage of. So vote for your favorite, but this will probably be the order the deaths will be done in. No need to limit him to just one!
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