According to the results of a survey
conducted by a nationally recognized sociological wellness research group that is also a restaurant/arcade, America is facing one of the most drastic fun shortages it's experienced in decades. To combat our nationwide doldrums, Dave & Buster's has declared May 25 to be "National Play Day," a brand new holiday that appears to be based around a downloadable $10 voucher
you can use in any Dave & Buster's arcade nationwide tomorrow.
Scoff if you will, but there are way worse reasons to have a holiday. Like, for instance, Arbor Day
. Yeah, sure, trees are pretty great -- but will they give you ten free plays on that Dance Dance Revolution
machine? We think not.