Sandwichdoc has real style. Not only was he able to do all his dance moves on top of a mailbox, he was showered with rose petals while he flaunted his nekkidness. We have more nekkid dancing as well as some advice and stories after the break. But first, here's the schedule:
- Amy Schley as Patent, the troll rogue: Thursday, 10 p.m. EDT
- Fox Van Allen as Foxlight, the blood elf paladin: Friday, 8 p.m. EDT
- Robin Torres as Robinemia, the undead mage; Michael Sacco as Sahko, the orc warlock; Christian Belt, as Selfloathius, the blood elf warlock; Elizabeth Harper as Faience, the troll shaman; Matthew Rossi as Andrenorton, the troll mage; Michael Gray as Grayfields, the tauren hunter; Adam Holisky as Adammentat, the tauren druid; and Gregg Reece as Sandwichdoc, the troll shaman, will be making appearances as they can.
Advice for Annephora, the troll warrior, from Matthew Rossi (The Care and Feeding of Warriors)
Going to make one simple point to you.
Warbringer is available at level 50.
Yes, Warbringer. The Charge in Combat move. As in, no more having to pull things, you can just charge into them. Mob peels off of you? Charge it. Need to interrupt a spell cast and both Shield Bash and Concussion Blow are on cooldown? Head away from the channeling mob and charge him.
My advice to you is get Warbringer and charge things. A lot of things.
Also, you get Shield Slam at level 40. Shields are about to become more fun for you. You're about to be the only class in the game who hits things in the face with a shield with a good sound effect. So enjoy hitting things with a shield and charging them.
You should definitely be tanking now. Hop in the LFD, run some instances. It's still relatively forgiving at these levels, with instances like ZF, Ulda, Sunken Temple waiting for you to explore them.
Anne Stickney as Annephora
Mama! I got a raptor! Orange and black, and spiky, I call him Kah'te. No reason, jus' like de way it sound. I been busy wit de fires, um, went a few places mebbe I shouldn't. Nagrand is very very pretty but I tink mebbe I wait till I 'ave more trainin before I go back dere. Also saw place, dey call it Shadowmoon Valley. Oy! It be full 'o demons! Dey chase me up and down de hills, but Kah'te very fast. Also visit uhm, dwarf place dere. Very very big, full o' gryphons! One 'o dem follow me out, 'e jus a baby. ...really, 'e follow me out. I didn't take 'im. Promise! I got all de fires in all de cities tho, but de say dere are fires in Northrend, not sure I should go dere jus yet. Mebbe I will, but I should get back to de trainin I tink. I 'ope you and papa okay. I be home to visit soon!
Spirits be wit joo,
P.S. Any rumors ya 'ear about me dancin on boxes in my knickers are greatly exaggerated.
..don't joo be dancin' on no boxes, missy! I didn't raise ya ta be some fruity elf.
Spirits guide joo,
Christian Belt as Selfloathius
Robin Torres as Robinemia
So you voted that you wanted to read about dancing nekkid on a mailbox. So I did. I danced. Nekkid. On a mailbox. There was rhythmic movement to the drums of Orgrimmar without most of my clothes. Me, in my skivvies, getting down. I boogied in the altogether. I moved gothically while only in scarlet underwear. Or is it crimson? I showed my skin and bones while undulating on a postal receptacle.
There I am. With Lily. In Orgrimmar. On a mailbox. Naked. Nude. Dancing. Whoo. So interesting. Really. I'm riveted just writing it. I can only imagine what a thrill it must be for you to read about it. Let's do this every week. You vote for something that can be described fully in one sentence and I'll try to drag it out into a couple of sarcastic paragraphs. I'm serious. Let's do that.
I'm thinking of rerolling an emo shadow priest. What should I call her? Sarcastia? Bitteress? Nekkidonamailboxalldayeveryday? Dontyoureallywanttoreadaboutdungeonsorexplorationsoranythingfun?
There'll be polls on Friday. Polls with entertaining choices. Choose wisely.
Robin Torres as Robinator
No. I'm too tired from last night's party. Hundreds of people. Hundreds. Hundreds. So many. Must remember to thank Lissandra and Croxyelement and Samultz and Subversa and oh gosh did I forget someone? Must ... remember ... /pass out
Robin Torres as Robinella
WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN
Robin Torres as Robinelle
Leave me alone. I'm scanning the auction house.
Robin Torres as Robiness
I'm sorry. Things are a bit chaotic around here right now. I'll get Robinemia soothed, Robinator energized, Robinella caught up and Robinelle focused. I just hope I have enough Nutella to go around.
Here. Have a gallery.
If you want to join in on the fun of Choose My Adventure, please join us on Zangarmarsh (US-PvE-H) in <It came from the Blog>. Ask Robiness, Robinemia or any member online for an invite. Guild ranks of Lurker or above have the ability to invite. You are all welcome as long as you play by our simple rules, which can be summed up with "Don't be a Funsucker!" Also, please see the guild FAQ for the most common questions.