"Ludwig, are you playing a kids game?" (This is always the first question when a game's graphics don't quite portray reality.)
"No, Mom, it's cel-shaded. It's an anime-styled, on-rails shoot-her with a first-person perspective. It's called Gal Gun."
"Is that a school?"
"Uh huh, it seems like a Japanese high school. Judging by the sheer amount of girls fawning over me, it's not co-ed."
"Or anything like your school days."