When we say this chap was trapped in the toilet, we don't mean he was stuck in the bathroom
, he literally jammed his arm down the porcelain-encased pipe
. The poor gentleman from Jiangsu Province in China was clearly in desperate need of his cellphone, as not even the typically repugnant idea of diving down for it was enough to prevent him from trying to chase the thing down. Good news is that emergency services rescued him with only minor cuts and bruises to his arm, though we suspect the injury to his ego will take a long, long time to heal.