We've seen the hideous, crazy-eyed portrait of a hairy beast-man in this column before. But Malzahar of <The B Team> on Lightbringer (US-H) has finally discovered what Hagrid here is staring at. It's totally inappropriate for a family-friendly environment! Not the gyrating goblin girl, the pineapple wallpaper. We must protect the children from exposure to awful decorating choices.