Verizon sucks at Photoshop: the Continuum definitely can't do this, we checked

Notice something missing from that Continuum there on Big Red's home page? That's right: if this were a real phone, there'd be an arbitrary black bar across the screen somewhere around the young lady's midsection, followed by a "ticker" at the bottom... but instead, just as with the iOS-powered Droid X, they've once again exceeded the bounds of reality with a little help from Adobe products. Don't get us wrong, the phone Verizon's got up on its home page is the Continuum Verizon probably should've launched... but then they would've had to answer the burning question of why they released a slightly sexier, slimmer version of the Fascinate. It's alright, though, guys -- we've got your back -- just follow the break for the corrected version. You're welcome to use it!