Today is my birthday. And no one noticed.
You see, a new expansion for World of Warcraft came out this week, and everyone's so busy playing that they forgot about me. Heck, even I'm too busy playing.
Tonight, it's going to be just me and my laptop. And cake. I'm going to eat it while sitting on a table. (That's just how I eat cake.) Oh, if only someone would join me on the table for a slice, and ... no, no, who am I kidding. I won't be coming of age tonight. That's a one-in-a-million shot. And certainly not with some exotic lycanthrope. One-in-a-trillion, at least!
Honestly, though, even if Jake Ryan himself shows up at my door, I just don't have the time for him. The true star of this weekend is Cataclysm, hands down. It's the expansion's innaugural weekend.
Even though we're pretty sure we already know the answer, we still have to ask: "What are you playing?" (This is WRUP. Asking the question is what we do.) To make things a little bit interesting, though, we're throwing in a bonus question: "What level are you?"