Phat Loot Phriday: Gorehowl

Throgg sat waiting in Orgrimmar. It had been a long time since the big orc had visited the capital city of his people, so he was understandably nervous. The druid reclined on the floor. A few orcs had commented on Throgg's "kitty," but they all seemed to take the feline at face value.

"Pardon, friend," Throgg said to a nearby officer. "Any idea how long it will be? I don't mean to rush, but I have this friend I left behind ... "

"LOK'TAR!" the orc roared in response. "AKA MA'BLOOD AND GLORY!"

Throgg blinked in response and looked back down at his companion. "I think I know why Garrosh want to see me. Did you know I wield Gorehowl?"

For his part, the druid looked at Throgg with an expression that could be interpreted as something between I don't care, I will destroy all your furnishings and Do continue, I would love to hear about your loot. Throgg chose the latter interpretation.

"I got it from this demon in Kirzhan ... Karastan ... a wizard's tower," Throgg said. "Replaced it in Northrend, but still. I use it for cucumbers and sausage, now. Methinks Garrosh is upset about that."

The door to the waiting room blew open, and Garrosh's secretary appeared. "LOK'TAR LOK OGAR LOK'TAR," the orc explained. "BLOOD AND ASHES AND GLORY. FOR THE HORDE!"

"That means Garrosh is ready to see me now," Throgg translated for the worgen-kitty. "Also, they'd like to know if you want some milk. I'll tell them no."

Gorehowl

• Type: Two-Handed Axe

• Damage: 345-518 (119.9 damage per second)

• Speed: 3.60

• Strength: 49

• Agility: 43

• Stamina: 51

• Flavor Text: "The axe of Grom Hellscream has sown terror across hundreds of battlefields."

How to get it Grab a friend or two and go kill the final boss of Karazhan. Ha ha, who are we kidding? Go solo that junk.
How to get rid of it Sell it for 16 gold, 32 silver, and 60 copper. Don't bother disenchanting it; the mats aren't useful now.

Phat Loot Phriday brings you the scoop on some of the most ... interesting ... loot in the World of Warcraft, often viewed through the eyes of the stalwart Throgg and indelible Lolegolas. Suggest items you think we should feature by emailing mikeg@wowinsider.com.