The gingerbread men were winning. Despite Throgg's valiant attack with Cookie's Tenderizer, the tiny pastry warriors were making their way over the ridge. But things went south when the gingerbread men reached the edge of the stove. Now Throgg and Lolegolas were huddled behind a kitchen island, ducking the assault of gumdrop buttons and candy canes.
"That's it," Lolegolas said, reaching into his bag. "It's time for the secret weapon."
"What are you going to do?" Throgg asked incredulously.
"The Unidentified Cooking Utensil," Lolegolas muttered with a growl. "They stand no chance."
Throgg furrowed his brows as Lolegolas pulled the weapon from his bag. "That's ... plenty identified. That's a cooking pan, little elf."
"Hush," the blood elf said. "Now is the time to fight!"
- Type: Off-hand
- Stamina: 2
- Intellect: 2
How to get rid of it: Sells to a vendor for 3 silver and 91 copper. Alternatively, you can break it down into Strange Dust, Greater Magic Essence, or Small Glimmering Shard.
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