Heeeeey, Melissa. Fancy running into you here. I meant to call you back after that party last year, but I got really busy with raiding and it just kind of slipped my mind. You have someone for me to meet? WHAT? No! No way! I demand a paternity test. He looks nothing
like me. Are you sure he's not part draenei? Well, I just don't have the gold for child support right now, Melissa. What do you mean, you know I have enough? That Sandstone Drake form you saw me riding around with was a gift
. Fine, I guess I'll see you in court. (Thanks to Raen of <Pants Optional> on Silver Hand [US-H] for the screenshot!)
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