Razer's April Fools
gag is aimed at players who find their StarCraft
performance utterly hopeless and their Call of Duty: Wisconsin
skills in the dumps. Were it real, the Razer Talon
would be "the world's first gaming bio-exoskeleton," capable of driving your in-game actions per minute (APM) well past the boundaries of human limitations.
"The Razer Talon will learn your primary mouse and keyboard actions. The Razer Talon will take over and begin to execute your actions at a lighting fast pace," reads the Razer website. Just be sure to stock up on the also fictional Razer Snake Oil Hyperesponse Lubricant in order to slow the progress of Talon-induced tissue damage.