"You can't say we didn't warn him," Throgg said. He was polishing Lolegolas's sword, giving the blood elf a chance to rest. "And you know what happened with an Unheeded Warning."

"It gets put on the auction house because it's really only useful to a few specific specs?" Lolegolas asked gamely, looking up from where he reclined on the couch. "Like enhancement shaman and feral druids?"

"What?" Throgg blinked, staring intently at Lolegolas. "Is this some kind of joke to you?"

Lolegolas sat up. "Throgg? What's on your mind?"

"You nearly died, little belf," Throgg said. "What would I do with myself? You must be more careful in the future."

The blond sighed and nodded. "I will be. But what if we get you a puppy? A puppy could help, right?"

Throgg would have responded, but he was already distracted by puppies.

Unheeded Warning
Important note: Bind on Equip
Type: Trinket
Agility: 321
Equip: Your melee attacks have a chance to increase your weapon damage by 680 for 10 seconds.

How to get it: This item drops from trash in the Bastion of Twilight.
How to get rid of it: The trinket sells for 8 gold, 5 silver, and 7 copper. It can also be sold and traded, since it is Bind on Equip.



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