So normally, whenever we catch wind of another asinine video-game to movie adaptation, we photoshop the MST3k crew onto a screenshot or logo and come up with our own, equally asinine concept for an adaptation. It's a good system, and laughs are generally shared by everyone involved, but this week's horrible movie adaptation rumor is actually really great, leaving us sans-gimmick.

So, uhm, how 'bout them Japanese hardware sales?

- 3DS: 55,025 [UP] 1,485 (2.77%)
- PS3: 28,596 [DOWN] 839 (2.85%)
- PSP: 25,271 [DOWN] 1,509 (5.63%)
- Wii: 12,161 [UP] 2,081 (20.64%)
- DSi LL: 2,721 [UP] 546 (25.10%)
- DSi: 1,999 [UP] 281 (16.36%)
- Xbox 360: 1,887 [UP] 541 (40.19%)
- PS2: 1,280 [DOWN] 46 (3.47%)
- DS Lite: 71 [UP] 20 (39.22%)

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